We heard about your tantrum today at The Shores - what's your problem now?"
Here's my problem[s]
1. I'm getting tired of having idiots drop-in on my head.
2. I'm getting tired of having idiots flounder around in the impact zone.
3. I'm getting tired of having idiots on rented boards tell me that no one at the rental place told them ANYTHING about safety in the water.
All I can say is:
view the enforcement of the WindanSea Rules by the WindanSea Rats
They've [The Rules] have been published in surf mags and newspapers.
The Rules have been discussed in low budget surf movies and in
semi-large Hollywood movies -
The Rules ain't nuttin' new!
If I had the money - I think I'd buy a full page ad in USA Today - and
have them print my version of The Rules.
Until then - how 'bout these?
Neal's Column
Weaver's
Column
The next time I get an idiot's board on my head - I'm gonna cut off
the leash - and take the rental back to the shop - where ever that may
be - and ram it up someone's dude whole -
That's after I call my attorney Weaver and start
my BA vs surf shop / rental shop idiot negligence law suit -
Yeah baby - as often as I get bonked - this dude ramming may happen
this week!
Later -
BA
Today this Reef is frequented by a score of monkey see, monkey do lemmings
Today this La Jolla Surfer now resides Down Under with perfect waves and competent surfers