What do you ask? When did I move here? Well my Old Man moved here in the 50s, so take that to the Port a Potty with your mouth of the same Name.

I don't care if your grandmother was Ellen Scripps illegitmate child, I am telling you to stay off my beach for Monday, May 1, 2006, Strike Day. INS will be making a sweep of the beach, so if you are here, good bye mi compadres!!

Damn, just checked the weather report and it is flat tomorrow, but Baja has some five foot sets jumping up from the South, so wait now, you surf my break 'cuz I am goin down to Mexico to partake of some waves, some suds, some Latinas, and whatever else I can scare up! Yeah!

Why you ask what I mean by "Scare Up?" You are obviously not my last lady friend. I'm gone.

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