I remember the day I first put finger to key and punched out these little words that should never be forgotten:

I FART, THEREFORE I AM ALIVE!!

A simple truth know by the OB-GYN doctor, the nurse, the mother and all attendant parties to the birth of the small child.
Did you think the cry was the first sound from the baby child? I tell you from authority that is not true. A good friend of mine,
name withheld out of respect for his reputation, said the first thing a child does after leaving the womb, is to pass----

****GAS****

There you have it, an irrefutable TRUTH which the free press has never before written and published to the world.

I write no more this day.

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