Visited there in '97 and she still looks good! We got a little right-hander down here, just south of backbeach,
could give some of you lads a good run.
--Mark from Thirroul, NSW.
October 3, 2003
--Gator from Patrick Air Force Base, Fl
--Mai Phuoc Mi from Da Nang, Viet Nam
--Sonny Corleone from the Big House, Upstate New York
Anyways, I flew out to this La Jolla beach, the Shores, that this Thing says he was weaned at and I tried to see where all
So I called out in the wind, "BA!!!!???", and I saw this dog, but he was too busy and I didn't think it was BA
So I asked somebody where was this BA, what does he look like?
he was too quick for me and I had to stop cuz I got winded. Jeez, I thought, these Old Guys can
These guys either have short arms or wide boards or no arm strength or somethin I never heard
--Sean Flynn, Duluth, Minn.
Hey Sean - in fact how do you pronounce SEAN?
Is it like SEEN?
What a joke - "Hey have you SEEN SEEN?"
Everybody will have a stuttering problem around you - maybe you could work for Howard Stern
I wanna make sure I got this right - you're 17 years old and you're spewing a bunch-o crapola about me,
and your inability to find the most famous surfer at La
Jolla Shores - you gotta be pretty pathetic!
You must be attending public schools in Duluth, Minn. wherever that is -
You can't even stay on topic you kook - I can't even follow your note -
What are you pissed about - the fact that you're stuck in Minn - wherever that is - and the most fun
you have is doing something on a slab of plywood?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Did you bang the Queen of 10,000 Lakes or something - at least the Duke's daughter was a hottie!
You're irked because you're a teenager with no future, and for you, ten minutes ago may as well be a lifetime
- you'll NEVER see the set of the day - either in the
ocean or on a Russian Hottie!
I don't know how you confused me with Dog Boy or Fattie with Board on Head, that just shows what a kook you are
- what a waste of $$.
One of my kids is going to school in Chicago, wherever that is - maybe it's close to Dah-Luth?
Maybe I'll visit my kid someday - whatever his name is - and you can meet me outside the school yard gates.
Love and kisses -
BA
I like your photograph of the lawyer outside the Santa Barbara courthouse. You people might recognize this
----Charro from Isla Vista
----T. Rivet, on vacation from the Dawgs
----gotta go, the Gulf is breaking ---Marion Morrison
P.S. See you down at Puerto next year!! and keep kickin Ass B.A!
I plan a visit to the States this summer and will see your Beach in person.
Ian Chambers
C. Castaneda
the Editor
J. Fainburough
Clark Galloway Butch snickers and says only the PinkBod could have done it with Style and
a Consumer
Len Dawkins
Candy Kain
Maria Dolechencko
Clark Galloway
Bim Shah
A. Tercan, Sinop, Turkey
C. Dorr Hef
Khali Akabahr
Back then surfers would just blow it off, tell people that if you don't believe the truth,
Well I say, and B.A. will back me on this one, cuz he had it first hand from Dogboy,
Going through all those bodies sounds like a typical summer day at Twang.
So as far as his knowing about what he did, DogBoy says Saddam is full of shit.
Tiff
We have just gotten back from southern Pacific coast of Costa Rica, where DogBoy
Kimo Chopo
Dick Festus
Rey Chavez
But after November elections, if Bush loses, then I would rather surf with Kerry
Paca,
If you are leaving for Russia by the end of the month, does that mean
League of Women Voters
We already voted by absentee ballot. Kerry and Edwards to fight the terrorists
I wonder what happened to B.A.'s column? I do so miss the trite bullshit
Akii Alawahoa
Did not your mother tell you, "If you can't speak anything nice, than
Where the hell have you people or things been? I have written three letters
Tow-in Tome'
We have been travelling about the World: Central America, Far East Russia, and BA has been riding
But You--a French Man, if that is not an Oxymoron, because of your patience, we send you this:
at your doorstep as you have this interpreted and read to you this coming Sunday. Good Luck.
Or the time him and Dora jumped off the Bu Pier while they were filming one of those Frankie and Annette pics with
J. Fainburough
I was looking at the script or manuscript or whatever you call that writing on learning how to surf. I want also
Things are going better over here. The Locals got their vote, pretty soon they will learn how to use their guns, and
SSgt. R. J. Pelicano
Tell that B.A that I want to live with that woman that turns his bath for him and
GREEN ZONE my ass!! Let Rumsfeld live his ASS here with the Dick and they can play all the
J.J. Dorr
So some of us died, some lost some legs, some lost arms, and Bush can lose that
I read your site over there and at the Motor Pool and now Im back over here, and yeah,
Mad as Hell Dog of former Company E
I am not into politics because I do not know who to believe, so I do not pay
I am writing to verify that you are going to have some video files
Beverly Jackson
Johan Von Klaus
Tyler B.
energy you folks just dream of!!! I'll send some pictures in the future of my friend who got covered by a twenty-plus
left-hander that makes southern cal look like a Manhattan bath tub just as soon as I come back from my friend's
funeral.
October 24, 2003
fellow who worked at Bitch's Surf Shop in your town. Firstly, the decal of the girl at black's beach is falling off, thirdly,
there is a deep ding along the rail, and second and lastly, on the larger sets here, I make such sick right turn,
that the G-force make my G-string fall off? What I do to correct that?
October 25, 2003
practicing for the Rough Water Drink because you swam so much. You didn't have no leash because you had no money
to buy one!! If you hadn't had McGowan protecting your ass because you bought the White Stallion [Ekstrom asymmetrical]
from him, you would have been run out of the water! And then you started ingratiating yourself with the lot lowlifes
by doing legal work for them at cut rates---no wonder youre still a bum. And those women that you claim picked your board
off the beach for you? Hell, I seen some of those dogs and if I were you I wouldn't touch that subject. Fool! Your friends,
not that you had any, never fell off so they didn't have no woman holding their board for them. That's all I got to say
now, and I ususally don't write to no stinkin rags, but you just got my goat with your lies and half-truths and whatever you
call that drivel. Now, that BA, hez my man. Is that his ass? I want his ass.
November 6, 2003
tow-in surfing on one ski and plywood fifteen years back so go off with your Superman/Waterman hype! Now,
I've been reading those rants from that Thing that calls itself BA, both on your website and his personal
Ego page and I get sick reading that disgusting shit. It irks all hell outta me to read his juvenile shit about 'how you shoulda
been there because it was soooo good back then' or 'you just missed it, because ten minutes ago the set of the day came
through' or 'I used to date the Duke's daughter so I am one with surfing Royalty' or that 'I hung with Butch in the 10th grade!'
I cry bullshit and dare you to print this letter.
these Kooks are that this Thing rants about and I think I caught it on a typical day down there and so I took some
photographs in my search for BA.
looked north, no BA
looked south, no BA
looked at the break, no BA
cuz this dog was actually gainfully employed.
can this be BA?
They said he rides a long board and that he is Old. And I seen this guy carrying his board
outtda water and I starts running after him, but
the runnin man
sure scamper quickly and the weird way they carry those damn boards, like I never seen that in the
movies or read that way in the magazines. Damn, and another one:
using one's head
about in the land of 10,000 lakes. Anyway, I never did see any boards crashing into one another
and I never found this BA. I think he just made himself up. I think he exists in cyberspace just like
all your shit on all you surfing websites. 'Cuz I was there man, and the lake upstate from me is much
bigger than that La Jolla Shores. Surf? La Jolla? In your dreams you California Happy Cows.
See, I knew you folks wouldn't have the gonads to print this! But that girl from Russia!! Is she the
cat's meow or what? Does she really live in Siberia? Is she from one of those Gulags? I would like
to spend the winter with her, can you set me up, BA? Everything I wrote, forget about it, just hook me
up, BA, OK?
My eighteenth birthday is coming up, so surprise me, please.
November 15, 2003 --- B.A. Responds!!
- you could be the new "Stuttering John" replacement: "Stuttering
Seen Seen" November 26, 2003
as being where our D.A. makes his home, as he prosecutes the gloved one for the alleged pedophile activities.
What a lying contest that trial is going to be with that mom! Probably cost the county couple of million dollars. Hope Rincon or the
Ranch have extended swells during those times so I can stay outta town with the media blitz.December 16, 2003
Greetings from the surf capital of the Free World, Adwar, Iraq.
Platoon Leader reads you guys every time we get, thinking about going home to
the swells that roll in Georgia. [America, not the russian Georgia]
Catch a wave for us and one of the Old Gunnies remembers Jas.
December 18, 2003
I was climbing around my grandpa's attic over the holidays, as school is out for us
Longhorns and I was down at South Padre Island waiting for the winter swells to kick
up from the hurricanes. Anyways, I was going through his old sea chest and found
some porn mags from the 70's and ran across some surf reports from Surfer Mag
and there was a Bill Andrews reporting about San Diego and he was talking about
crowds and pre-season litter. 
The Surf Report, Vol 1, #1 July 1980January 26, 2004
Just found your site about surfin whilst I was surfing on the World Wide Web.
I like it! Mixture of Old and New, with tongue in cheek ---I think----and some true
observations about the beach life style.
Glasgow, Scotland
January 29, 2004
Why do your articles show up helter-skelter on the website
with no apparent time table.
Toronto, Canada
Editor Response of January 29, 2004
We live next to Mexico and subscribe to the Manana theory of living.
La Jolla, Alta California
February 19, 2004
Thank you for the photographs from Chuck Hasley's wake. I knew him in the late
60s. I remember going to a party that some high school girls' club had in Palm
Springs and seeing Chuck at the pool with the swimmers. He was teaching a pretty
young thing how to float on her back with her Mae Wests. A real lover of Life. I
will miss him.
Perris, California
March 3, 2004
I am in awe of this character B.A. That picture of him under the lip that
was the front-piece on your website was sick. I find it incredible
that this fellow is sixty years of age. And that russian girl he knows---is she a beauty
or what? I am 1/3 his age and I want his life. What is his secret?
Gearldton, Western Ozzzzz
The Editor replies:
B.A., like Vic Tanny and John Weismuller before him, is a "piece of work."
In his own words, "I was walking with the Duke and Butch in the middle sixties
near Velzyland. Dirt road, car comes up behind us and I jump to the side in
some high grass. Butch defies in the middle of the road, while the Duke waves
his greeting to the locals. They invite us to roast pig being cooked
under the dirt. Walking from the high grass, I understood by the odor that I
had stepped in some cow shit. There was no way that I could clean it all off
that far in the bush, so I continued to walk nonchalantly, head held high.
the Duke just shakes his head and mutters somethin' 'bout those La Jolla Boys
needin' their maids to keep them clean. We made it to the luau and the locals
just loved me, said they were goin to get shit-faced, but I was already shit-footed!
Next day out surfing, they gave me all the waves I wanted and from that day on I
was pretty close to them.
"From then on, I realized it's O.K. to step in the shit once in a while,
cuz then you know who your friends are by how close they walk with you.
March 12, 2004
When are your clothing items being shipped from Tecate?
Little Chute, WI
The Editor replies:
Patience, my friend, is a virtue. Whether waiting for the set wave, waiting for
your stock to reverse itself, or waiting for your girl friend to climax
for those who wait patiently, there shall be the award.
The Rules t-shirt is being screened as we speak.March 13, 2004
I did not understand the editor's response to Mr. Galloway's letter of March 3, 2004
regarding B.A.
Vancouver, B.C.---not Baja California
The Editor replies:
Neither did I, but it was a pretty deft political deflection. Besides, Mr.
Galloway is from Western Australia, so his understanding of english is limited
and he can probably read between the lines and make more sense of it than me or
you or the Duke or Butch or BA.April 1, 2004
Could you post more photographs on your site showing surfers in California
in various positions on the wave and point out what they are doing.
I am a beginner and would like some instruction.
Missoula, Montana The Editor replies:
We plan to do that for the summer, Ms. Kain. And if you come southwest, B.A.
says he will give some personal instruction and put you up on the website.
e mail your photo pronto!
May 3, 2004
We just had some snow drop down on our place, but the sun is making it too
mushy to do much skiing the remainder of the season. So I was thinking of
moving over to California for the summer to try surfing. Where should I begin?
Is there someone there to help me learn?
Vail, Col
I attach a photo for your perusal.
me and mine--where are you and yourn?The Editor replies:
B.A has contacted a Lot Boy who will personally instruct you and who also said
that he will provide room and board for you while you surf together.
Of course, he has to ask his mother's permission for you to stay at the house.
May 25, 2004
It's headin into mid winter down here, for all you sepos in California,
so I wanted to know when my t-shirt with the pumphouse fight is going to be
fed exed to me??? I mean, I need something to sleep in and hold my baby
tight so that I can tell her of those thrilling days of yesteryear when I use
to surf all those LaJolla Reefs with Ted and Chris and Brew and Ronnie and Big
Dale and Little John and Robin Hood.
Gearldton, Western Ozzzzz
p.s. I attach a picture from Christmas of our little baby girl Georgia who will
terrorize La Jolla when I come back for a brief stay!!
small child in the promised LandThe Editor replies:
Cute kid, sure you are the father?
It is in the mail as you read this. You can read this can't you? Do you read
English down there? Kings English? Queens English? Pidgin English?
Do you need the help of an interpreter?
May 25, 2004
My brother, he died in Abu Ghraib. Why do that to him? He did nothing
and welcomed you people to free us. After the liberation, he wanted to go
to California to learn how to surf. Now he is dead and I do not
understand why?
Can you tell me?
Obu, Iraq
The Editor replies:
Our brother, he died at the Psi Data Theta fraternity at the University of Lemmings
twenty-five years ago during initiation ceremonies. They gave him the hood,
the Nudity, the Pyramind, the humiliation. I guess the children
of his pledgemates grew up and joined the Reserves.
Moral is: put a uniform on a Fuck-Up and you have a Fuck-up in a uniform.
May 28, 2004
We have north swell that kick up in large storms here on the Black Sea,
maybe, three, six times a year it reaches three meters on the face.
Two american soldiers surf here 'bout ten years ago and left a board which
we still use and order used parts through the catalog from the Biarritz
shop in France. Maybe during Olympics in Athens some more people come with
their boards and we can have a meet? Most americans I meet not ugly americans.
Who win your presidency, Bush or the other man?The Editor replies:
Makes no difference who wins, americans' "speak softly and carry a big stick."
America has been in more fights than Butch in his senior year at the high
school and I always laugh when some piss-ant mouth like Saddam or Bin Laden
pounds his chest and says we are afraid to die. Apparently they never heard of
the War between the States when we killed hundreds of thousands of our own or
the nightly news with the drive-bys and wife-beatings and the . . . . .
Write when the next swell hits and we will try to be there. E-mail a photo!
May 30, 2004
What is up with that Learn to Surf video that I heard you guys
were shooting down at Black's Beach with that Exceptional Beauty?
Bondi Junction, New South Wales, Australia
The Editor replies:
The Lot Boy who was teaching the lady how to surf got a little too excited
and ended up being air-lifted off the beach to Scripps Clinic. He is still
recovering and we will reshoot with either him or some old geezer who
was raised on a farm in the San Juaquin Valley who doesn't get bothered by
those types of things.
Keep checking the products page for updates.
June 15, 2004
If that party is being thrown by the Mac Meda Destruction Co. this
4th of July down at your Windansea Beach, I would like to reserve a table
for myself and my six nieces to sit at and partake of the festivities.
One of my nieces would also like to learn to surf that day.
Can this be arranged?
H. Hills, California
I attach a photo of one of the girls, my niece, coming with us.
my sweetnessThe Editor replies:
Gloom or Sun, the 4th of July will be happening down here.
We look forward to your family enjoying a frolic at the Beach.
July 2, 2004
What is up with Saddam now saying that he was surfing in the Persian Gulf when
all that shit went down with the Kurds and Kuwait and Iran and he knew nothin
'bout it?
Palestine
The Editor replies:
Surfers have been getting a bad rap ever since Tom Keahoe was in Los Angeles in
the early thirties working on the Tarzan movies and he mooned the Southern Pacific
when they were surfing San Clemente.
to go f**** yourself and stay out of the water. Nowadays when every Bozo is trying
to be politically correct by speaking out of both sides of their mouth and shitting
out of both ends of their ******'s, nobody can point the blame or flip the finger
without some numbskull claiming the surfers made me do it.
who was back east for the Otar World Contest in 1987, that 'yeah' Saddam is reputed
to have surfed as well as Kerry did at Windansea, but he quit because
he had difficulty going backside because his Ass got in his way and he had
difficulty riding through all the bodies floating in the surf.July 26, 2004
I didn't see your sorry ass at the 4th of July party and Hugh wasn't there,
but that girl in the red bikini, or should I say, the NOT red bikini, was there.
So where is your 4th editorial?
Malibu
The Editor replies:
Hef claimed that he was stopped by the local constabulary at Black's Beach
when they were doing some early morning skinny dipping. Claims the cops told him
he would be arrested if he didn't put on more clothes and the girls would be
arrested if they didn't take off more clothes? Go figure. Probably those Tijuana cops.
turned us on to one of his friends place. Photos will follow as will a story DogBoy told us of yesterday. Quite a story!
August 6, 2004
What the heck is going on over there? Are you guys down in Mexico or
are you from Mexico. I mean nothin ever gets out on time over there so
where is that t-shirt I ordered a week ago?
Houston, Texas
The Editor replies:
Our test-girl is wearing it right now so it will stretch out in the right
places and you can feel what it's like to wear something she wore, with her scent.
We didn't think you would mind, but really, your check bounced so send another promptly.
August 13, 2004
Dear Editor,
I was passing through Spokane. WA and witnessed a huge kegger party going
on one night in the parking lot of a race track. They told me it was some sorta
“Mac Meda” group from the Wind an Sea Beach, La Jolla.
Enclosed is a photo that I shot the next morning.
The Spokane P.D. has issued an APB for Max Media and Mark Fuhrman is planning to write a book.
Ruby Ridge, ID
Mac Meda parties everywhereSeptember 6, 2004
Dear Editor,
It is Labor Day here in the States, my wife is in the hospital getting
ready to put out our second born, so she is also in Labor, and I was wondering
which one of the contenders would y'all prefer to surf with if it had to be
on a beach in some damn foreign country?
Corpus Christi
Great State of Tex kick assThe Editor replies:
Historically, from his time at Twang in 68, Kerry is a better surfer, but
still a kook. However, if there is any trouble at the break from the locals,
he would run straight at 'em and kick their ass all over the place. This is good!
Now, Bush, since he quit drinking and driving while drinking, is in the best
shape of his life, but his balance is still a bit shakey. So if he could balance
the budget, then maybe he could balance himself on a board. So if he went with
us now to surf Moroc or Spain or the Suez Canal, he might be the best one
to take cuz he has the Secret Service watching his ass, and ours if we surf
with him. 'Course if we surf in Brazil, those Secret Service guys may be watching
some girlz ass when they should be watching ours, and then watch out!
'cuz he'll have the SS guys and PLUS -- he is a billionaire and we could rent
the best boats in Indonesia--provided all them muslims don't know we are ripping
their local breaks.
October 15, 2004
Dear Editor,
Privet! We from the Vladivostock Surfing and Vodka Drinking Club salute
You as we understand you and your russian wife are coming to the East Coast
this November for a fine time of riding the Wild Surf and drinking the Wilder
Vodka with us! We say "Da" to that and look forward to all of us having a few
drinks and then going out for a Surf. Not to worry, it is not too cold here, as
we recently had a visit from Tasmanian Ted, and he said the water compared with
the temperatures of Errol Flynn's birthplace.
Sergei Reefotski
Commisar,
Vladisvostock Surfing and Vodka Drinking ClubThe Editor replies:
Privet.
We will see you the end of this month. Call forth a nice swell from
the East, pull out some Halibut and get the caviar and vodka ready!
October 21, 2004
Dear Editor,
you are not going to vote in the upcoming elections? That is a bad example!
St. Lousi, Mo
The Editor Replys
Privet to you Ladies:
using some brains with the brawn. Blow up Falluja and everyone in it.
Quit outsourcing the jobs and quit sending all our money overseas!
Even voted Skip Frye for mayor of San Diego! What, you mean it is his wife
that is running for Office. It looked like him to me, or maybe me to him.
Vote her mayor of the Casa Seals and she can live with her constituents who she
loves so much. Even Dogboy, child of P.B., graduate of Mission Bay High School,
refused to vote for her because she allegedly stole some of his shit back in the
80s.
October 22, 2004
Dear Editor,
the dribbles forth from his pen[is].
Please let him write some more after he finishes his remedial writing class.
Diamondfoot, HI
The Editor Replys
Be nice,
do not speak at all."?
Well, BA's mom caught up with him and now he has become Mute.
Patience, as we understand he will write something in the near future.
January 8, 2005
Dear Latino,
to you shitbirds in the last two months, yet--nothing: no response, no reply,
no bullshit remark from B.A. Did you california dudes just die up and blow away
or don't you give a darn about your constituents? Not that I voted for Donna B. Fried
or anything like--I mean, convicted felons can't vote in this state, can they?
I voted in Florida after I got released in 2000, but is it legal here?
Bayonne, France
The Editor Replys
Ah, the french. Need we say anything further?
his bike all over La Jolla: Pearl Street, Country Club Drive, Chelsea--in his never ending search
to find the Lady that can quench his viagra enhanced sex drive. 
hope for the french
January 26, 2005
I was saddend and sorry to hear about the recent demise of "Killer." We will all miss him and we still
think fondly of his pranks that still bring a smile to our lips and a warmness to our belly as we laugh
with him. I still remember him mooning the Santa Fe train at Trestles back in the '60s and then the Marines
chased him down the beach all the way to Churches where he ran into a surfing buddy who was also a colonel in the
Marines Reserves up there for summer camp who stopped the whole thing!!
Don Rickles and the girls with the bongas! I think they cut that out of the pic, but the cast party----can I
tell that story at a later date!!?? I know he was on the Windansea Surf Club bus trip to Malibu that is still talked
about at campfires from Twang up to Santa Cruz.
God Bless him and all his illegitmate children that are in and out of the Big House
Perris, California
The Editor replies:
We will miss him. He was a piece of work and it will be a long time before we see his like again.
That's because his oldest boy, a spitting image of the father, is scheduled for parole review in eight
years up at Pelican Bay.February 12, 2005
We heard through the grape-vine, actually we were drinking from the grape and talk wandered in the direction
of La Jolla in general and Windansea in particular, that you actually have the "Southern California Son"
movie on your computer and may have it completed before the start of the next decade. Is this true? How can
we get a copy of this? When we were in boot camp down at MCRD, we use to visit there and try to hook up with some
of the local ladies. Cpl. Dillon scored with a tourist girl from San Antonio, but me and the spanish lady, well, that
is a story for another time and another place.
to buy that video. When will it be ready?
maybe Pres Bush can then give them the 'balls' to fight for their own country, cuz Im not going to live here forever.
The Green Zone [with streaks of red] Baghdad, Iraq
The Editor replies:
I expect in a few years there will be small Iraqui communities living in Orange County and Minneapolis, same as
after the Viet Nam conflict terminated and we brought our friends to our house. But anyway, the movie will be ready
this summer as will the Instructional DVD with the beautiful young thing learning how to surf.April 22, 2005
I paid my damn taxes, now when am I going to get somethin for it?
I want to surf his private beach. I promise to follow all the Rules,
Just get me the hell out of this desert misnomered the Green Zone.
grabass they want, but I want to surf @ home or in Oz.
Hellshole, Baghdad, Iraq
The Editor replies:
Get back here for the summer and become a D.I. @ MCRD and surf the reefs with us.
April 24, 2005
Maybe you read the front page of the New York Times about our company that
lost a lot of good men because fuckin Bush and his slinky Dick sidekick and
Rumsfeld ass don't give a damn and get our team the armor they need.
Dick of his for all I care. I'm out of the Corps now because they didn't support
us when we were fighting for them.
I be surfin again at lowers, churches and north of the nuke plant.
Oceanside, California
The Editor replies:
Fuck those politicos. All talk, cuz they don't give the blood. They spend their time
in Washington, grease each others hand and ass, take their money and run, while the backbone
of the country is blown up, dead or maimed. Fuck em.
May 8, 2005
Just had to drop you a line to say I enjoy reading your writings
and I love the comments by the person known as Bad Ass. I like the
editorial about mother's day. My mother was like that. Rest her soul.
much attention to those letters that your readers submit.
showing more pictures of the surfers and the beautiful town you live in?
Odessa, Texas
The Editor replies:
Yes. There will be some video files going up shortly. Also, we plan to put in a
map of La Jolla or some air photographs of La Jolla and mark the location of places
discussed and pictured on this website, so that visitors will have an idea of where they
are travelling to when they are in the town. Make sure they are aware of any dangerous places
to steer clear of.
May 9, 2005
Can you run another picture of those famous seals in La Jolla?
Kitzbuhel, Austria
The Editor replies:
Here are two photographs: the first is where the seals have always lived, even before
human intervention; the second is the beach dedicated to the children of San Diego and the
world, with it's man-made sea wall. Now the seals are living, breeding, birthing and dying there.
polluting the water and making it uninhabitable for human use.
seals basking on the rocks
seals shitting on the sand
May 14, 2005
Cowabunga!!! You are the Sick with those video movies of the surfers!!!
Greatest thing since sliced toast!! I want to see that BA on video and
ranting up a storm!!!
Coca Beach, Florida
The Editor replies:
Yes. B.A. is trying to find a make-up woman from Hollyweird that can help him out,
or should I say, tummy-tuck him in, or lipo-SUCK him in his preparation for the camera.July 2, 2005
What is up with you guys. Did you go down to Oz or what? I mean there has been a dearth
of information, new, on the site, and my video of the girl learning how to surf when the
waves rip off her top hasn't shown up at my doorstep as of yet?
Lance, the No Pants
Paris, Texas
The Editor replies:
We made a serious mistake and didn't tell somebody that we were Not His Lawyer, and
now we are locked in a court battle with some Old Man and his Sucka where they are doing
the walk of the Mendacious MoFo. It will be over soon, the client will go through the backdoor
in chains whilst I waltz out the front door, heading for the Western Shores.
July 17, 2005
What happened with that legal thing you talked about? I got my own legal bullshit.Derek
Gitmo, Cuba
